{"id":1017,"date":"2014-06-03T17:03:16","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T21:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2014-06-03T15:11:21","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T19:11:21","slug":"a-dads-advice-to-his-son-on-his-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1017","title":{"rendered":"A Dad&#8217;s Advice to His Son on His Honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dad,<\/p>\n<p>Arrived in New Orleans on honeymoon.<\/p>\n<p>Found this notice in the taxi.<\/p>\n<p>Plans ruined.<\/p>\n<p>Please advise.<\/p>\n<p>-Your Son&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1016\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1016\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/NewOrleansTaxi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1016\" alt=\"There's a loophole there.\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/NewOrleansTaxi.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/NewOrleansTaxi.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/NewOrleansTaxi-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1016\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">There&#8217;s a loophole there.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Son,<\/p>\n<p>The sign says &#8216;<strong><em>may<\/em><\/strong> be a First Degree Murder offense&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A good lawyer can work with that.<\/p>\n<p>Stick to the plan.<\/p>\n<p>-Dad&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1017\" data-width=\"450\" data-show-faces=\"true\" data-send=\"true\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dad, Arrived in New Orleans on honeymoon. Found this notice in the taxi. Plans ruined. Please advise. -Your Son&#8221; &nbsp; &#8220;Son, The sign says &#8216;may be a First Degree Murder offense&#8230;&#8221; A good lawyer can work with that. Stick to the plan. -Dad&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1022,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions\/1022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}