{"id":1048,"date":"2014-06-17T16:01:22","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T20:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2014-06-17T16:02:47","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T20:02:47","slug":"turkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1048","title":{"rendered":"Why Did the Turkey Cross the Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uGx-dTaEYjA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I was running along in the 90-degree afternoon when I saw two baby turkeys staring at me from the side of the road.  There turned out to be several little ones and two adults.  The small ones flew when I got too close.<\/p>\n<p>(But the real turkey is the guy who didn&#8217;t think quick enough to hold his phone horizontally.  Damn.)<\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1048\" data-width=\"450\" data-show-faces=\"true\" data-send=\"true\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was running along in the 90-degree afternoon when I saw two baby turkeys staring at me from the side of the road. There turned out to be several little ones and two adults. The small ones flew when I got too close. (But the real turkey is the guy who didn&#8217;t think quick enough &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1048\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why Did the Turkey Cross the Road?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,38],"tags":[82,66,81],"class_list":["post-1048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-running","category-videos","tag-running","tag-turkeys","tag-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1048"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1052,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions\/1052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}