{"id":1272,"date":"2015-07-30T15:44:05","date_gmt":"2015-07-30T19:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2015-07-30T15:44:05","modified_gmt":"2015-07-30T19:44:05","slug":"im-not-one-for-snot-rockets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=1272","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not One for Snot Rockets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"No Snot Rockets\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not one for snot rockets.  For one thing, it grosses me the heck out.  But I think I worry about snot rocket malfunctions more than anything.  I fear blowing snot out of my nose with insufficient force and having it land in my beard or my thigh or the top of my shoe.  I fear inhaling the snot into my mouth as I&#8217;m huffing and puffing.<\/p>\n<p>So, I run with a pocket full of paper towels.  Tissues don&#8217;t cut it.  They just get sweaty and turn to mush.  I use paper towels, basically one for each mile.  I have persistent sinus problems in spite of taking allergy medicine every day.  For a guy with such a condition, mastering the technique of the snot rocket would save a lot of hassle.  But I opt for the paper towels instead.  Snot rockets just aren&#8217;t my style.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not one for snot rockets. For one thing, it grosses me the heck out. But I think I worry about snot rocket malfunctions more than anything. I fear blowing snot out of my nose with insufficient force and having it land in my beard or my thigh or the top of my shoe. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-running","tag-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1274,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions\/1274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}