{"id":144,"date":"2010-06-10T19:23:23","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T23:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2013-09-20T13:44:28","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T17:44:28","slug":"back-spasms-from-heck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Back Spasms from Heck"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The View from Here<\/figcaption><\/figure> How is it remotely possible to injure oneself while home on disability and doing nothing? I don’t know, but I did. I think the breath-absorbing back spasms I am experience for the last two days are due to falling asleep with Tad Williams<\/a> in my arms and in a position that was fine while reading but which proved crippling after four hours of sleeping in said position.
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\nSo, now I am flat on my back on a heating pad. I haven’t quite figured out the safest ways to move and without warning I am finding myself in the vice grip clutch of back spasms. I thought I was fine this morning. But then I made the mistake of thinking I could actually walk in a hominid-like upright position in an attempt to forage for sustenance in the currently de-evolutional zone which is my kitchen. Doing dishes is beyond the abilities of a Neanderthal like me, not to be expected but by the grace of natural selection, which hopefully will enable me to straighten up enough to peer over the sink’s edge within the next several millennia. I did manage to eek out a cup of coffee and a Rice Krispie treat for breakfast.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, Doomsday is approaching. I go back to work on Wednesday. Less than a week now. It’s still six days away, but already I am fighting off depression. My two week disability for migraines turned into four weeks when the doctor changed my medication. He put me on a beta blocker because they help high blood pressure and migraines. Someone told me beta blockers also cause “reptile dysfunction.” I said, “Holy hell! I certainly don’t want the ol’ T. Rex getting all flabby!” But I don’t want migraines or strokes either. After a week on the new medicine there have been no migraines, no strokes, and Rex is still the King of the Mesozoic.<\/p>\n

Now, if I could just get the rest of my body straight…<\/p>\n

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