(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)<\/p>\n
Here’s a song for you. One of my current favorites. It’s half good ideas, half tongue-in-cheek. I like it all except for the part of changing her name from Kitty to Karen. I understand that the name had to rhyme with Chrysler LeBaron. But how about changing her name to Doris and trading in the MG for a Ford Taurus?<\/p>\n
Regardless, it’s a funky tune.<\/p>\n
“Short Skirt, Long Jacket” <\/p>\n
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
\nI want a girl who knows what\u2019s best
\nI want a girl with shoes that cut
\nAnd eyes that burn like cigarettes <\/p>\nI want a girl with the right allocations
\nWho\u2019s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
\nShe\u2019s playing with her jewelry
\nShe\u2019s putting up her hair
\nShe\u2019s touring the facilities
\nAnd picking up the slack <\/p>\nI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. <\/p>\n
I want a girl who gets up early
\nI want a girl who stays up late
\nI want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
\nWho uses a machete, to cut her red tape <\/p>\nWith fingernails that shine like justice
\nAnd a voice that is dark like tainted glass
\nShe is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
\nShe\u2019s touring the facilities and picking up the slack <\/p>\nI want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket <\/p>\n
I want a girl with smooth liquidation
\nI want a girl with the right dividends
\nAt City Bank we will meet accidentally
\nWe\u2019ll start to talk when she borrows my pen <\/p>\nShe wants a car with a cupholder armrest
\nShe wants a car that will get her there
\nShe\u2019s changing her name
\nFrom Kitty to Karen
\nShe\u2019s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron <\/p>\nI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
by CAKE<\/a>
\nfrom the album Comfort Eagle<\/p>\nBuy Comfort Eagle from Amazon.com by clicking HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n
Posted at 3:30 PM (EST) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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