{"id":2955,"date":"2003-04-18T14:20:51","date_gmt":"2003-04-18T18:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2016-01-11T23:11:02","modified_gmt":"2016-01-12T03:11:02","slug":"the-things-people-search-on-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=2955","title":{"rendered":"The Things People Search On – #2"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)<\/p>\n

Time for another installment of search results.<\/p>\n

Lately, a lot of people have been searching for “rainy day pictures” and finding my Rainy Day Pictures<\/a>. I figure these must be the really depressed people in our society. Also, I’ve had a lot of people searching for the lyrics to “Black Water” by the Doobie Brothers. (See “Don’t Lose that Number”<\/a>.) Is there some sort of Doobie revival going on or something? I’ve had several visitors of late who have looked through the complete set of The Daily Chia<\/a> pictures. These are the really bored people in our society.<\/p>\n

One thing that certain people in our society search for a lot is “dirty pictures.” There are variations to this: “dirty photos,” “dirty picture gallery,” “dirty thumbnails,” and even “dirty frog pictures.” Hmmm. I would love to see the eagerness draining from their faces when the images on My Dirty Pictures<\/a> begin to load! What a “dirty” rat I am! What a “dirty” sense of humor! (Yes, this photo gallery is safe for viewers of all ages. It’s purpose is only to annoy the “dirty” among the visitors.)<\/p>\n

Now for a list of some funny, strange, and otherwise interesting search criteria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Search Criteria<\/b><\/td>\nDestination<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Geeky Programmer Picture<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cLast Week in Java Class\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Rubber Chicken Juggling<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cFinkledorff, Finkledorff, Where Have You Been?\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"I am a sissy.\u00a0 I am a 15 year old girl.<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cEveryday Stuff\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Smoking Oysters<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cThe Oyster and the Personality Test\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"My First Fist Fight<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cI Blame Carole King:\u00a0 The Evil Influences of my Mother\u2019s Music\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Birthday Belt Spankings<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cPitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Birthday Boy Spankings Pictures<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cPitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Spankings by Mom<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cPitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Ouch Spankings<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cPitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Spankings Hurt<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"\u201cPitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers\u201d<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Tango Underwear<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Patricia Whack<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“With a Knick Knack Paddy Whack”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Whoopie Cushions<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“Caught by Surprise”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Biggest Thighs<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“Old Photos”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Yellow Submarine Captain<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“Snowbound in a Yellow Submarine”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Talking Backwards While Sleeping<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“A Mother’s Day Letter”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Three Sheets to the Wind<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“The Battle of Snydersburg”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Where to Find Pilgrim Girls Clothes<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"How Did Gene Simmons Get<\/p>\n

Such a Long Tongue?<\/td>\n

\"smbluebullet\"“When We Were Rock Stars”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"smbluebullet\"Astronauts Who Traveled to Space<\/td>\n\"smbluebullet\"“Of Astronauts and Mountain Climbers”<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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(Originally posted on the website Continuum…) Time for another installment of search results. Lately, a lot of people have been searching for “rainy day pictures” and finding my Rainy Day Pictures. I figure these must be the really depressed people in our society. Also, I’ve had a lot of people searching for the lyrics to … Continue reading “The Things People Search On – #2”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-continuum","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3005,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions\/3005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}