{"id":3066,"date":"2003-06-04T12:30:52","date_gmt":"2003-06-04T16:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=3066"},"modified":"2016-01-12T16:09:37","modified_gmt":"2016-01-12T20:09:37","slug":"my-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=3066","title":{"rendered":"My Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Continuum&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>EWWWWWWW!! Look at my eye!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20030604myEye1.jpg\" alt=\"20030604myEye1\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3064\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20030604myEye1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20030604myEye1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I accidentally winked at an ugly girl and it got all infected!<\/p>\n<p>No&#8230; Really&#8230; I sprained it watching a hockey game on TV the other night.<\/p>\n<p>Check it out&#8230; My eye lid looks like a little friggin&#8217; sausage link!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20030604myEye2.jpg\" alt=\"20030604myEye2\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20030604myEye2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20030604myEye2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Makes ya wanna run right out and buy a couple packs of Jimmy Dean sausage, don&#8217;t it? <\/p>\n<p>Mmm Mmm!<\/p>\n<p>Posted at 12:30 PM (EST) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Continuum&#8230;) EWWWWWWW!! Look at my eye! I accidentally winked at an ugly girl and it got all infected! No&#8230; Really&#8230; I sprained it watching a hockey game on TV the other night. Check it out&#8230; My eye lid looks like a little friggin&#8217; sausage link! Makes ya wanna run right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-continuum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3066"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3067,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3066\/revisions\/3067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}