{"id":4347,"date":"2004-05-31T23:00:35","date_gmt":"2004-06-01T03:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=4347"},"modified":"2016-02-06T23:07:46","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T03:07:46","slug":"zero-zip-zilch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=4347","title":{"rendered":"ZERO, ZIP, ZILCH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20040531pizza.jpg\" alt=\"20040531pizza\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20040531pizza.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/20040531pizza-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Originally posted on the website Continuum&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Zero, zip, zilch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s how much I\u2019m writing tonight. I\u2019m tired. I have pneumonia. I don\u2019t feel like writing. I think I\u2019ll watch a movie instead. Maybe I\u2019ll watch &#8220;Pulp Fiction&#8221; since I\u2019m in a Tarantino mood after watching &#8220;Kill Bill 1&#8221; with my friend Suzy today.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, what I\u2019m doing is cheating. (Not something a zaddik should do, I know. Not even one wearing a zucchetto. Though one would question the appropriateness of a zaddik wearing a zucchetto.) In my zeal to get started with the AlphaBytes project for June, I am writing an article and posting it today! Ha! It\u2019s still only May! The goal of the project is to write a journal entry for each of the letters of the alphabet. Being as zany as I am, I thought I\u2019d start with the last letter instead of the first. So, you can thank the letter Z, affectionately known as &#8220;zed&#8221; to some of you outside of America, for this entry.<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to stay up too later, let me just write a few words since I\u2019m here. I promise not to use the words zucchini, zebra or zygote. I will, however, listen to Frank Zappa while writing this. As a cultural note, I must say that zuppa inglese sounds absolutely delicious, especially the rum part.<\/p>\n<p>Change of plans&#8230; Let\u2019s listen to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenzevon.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Warren Zevon<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said above, I have pneumonia. WHAT? How did that happen?? Exzactly my thoughts! (Slipped that one in there. Heh.) You might remember that I mentioned having bronchitis back in December. The doctor that treated me then, the one who looked like Groucho Marx (not Zeppo), said that I was also experiencing bronchospasms. I had a lot of wheezing.<\/p>\n<p>The breathing difficulties never went away. I was always out of breath, sometimes receiving both the concern and ridicule of those around me as I huffed and puffed up the stairs. So I went to the doctors again in March. Groucho\u2019s partner thought that I might be developing asthma. So he gave me some asthma medicine and told me to get a chest x-ray, even though he didn\u2019t expect anything to show up on the x-ray. Since he didn\u2019t seem too concerned, and I\u2019m a big procrastinator, I didn\u2019t go for the x-ray until mid-April.<\/p>\n<p>When I called for more asthma medicine a week ago, the nurse informed me that my x-ray showed that I had pneumonia in my left lung. Say what??? &#8220;Didn\u2019t anyone call you, Mr. Snyder? The doctor wanted you on antibiotics a month ago!&#8221; No, no one called me! I heard zero, zip, zilch!<\/p>\n<p>Well, I picked up the antibiotics, Zithromax, as a matter of fact. Today was the tenth day after starting the medication. Guess what. I\u2019m still a wheezing, hacking, huffing, puffing one-lunged tired sucker! I called the doctor on Friday to see what I should do next. He was on vacation and his receptionist told me not to worry about it and just call next week sometime. I don\u2019t think so. This sucker\u2019s going to a different doctor.<\/p>\n<p>You know, a half-year of not being able to breathe properly is enough. The fatigue is driving me crazy. I am not the kind of person who can simply shut down and rest. I don\u2019t want to miss anything. There are too many things to do in the world. I always say that I wish I could just go without sleep completely. Who needs it? I\u2019ll sleep when I\u2019m dead. Well, under the circumstances, if I don\u2019t rest now, I might be dead sooner than I want to be.<\/p>\n<p>But what did I do this weekend? On Saturday, I drove the kids around to work and such, something I do nearly every day now. Then I took a drive to Merril Creek Reservoir, intending to walk around for a few hours and take a few photos. That turned out to be a zoological wonder! The place was swarming with cicadas. It was unbelievable! But that\u2019s a story for the letter C. After a few hours of walking among the billions of bugs, I went home and fell asleep for a few hours. That is completely out of character for me!<\/p>\n<p>On Sunday, I took Suzy to Merril Creek to witness the cicadas. We ended up hiking the five-mile trail around the perimeter of the reservoir. Believe it or not, I made it all the way on just half a functioning lung. Later, I fell asleep again. Exhausted.<\/p>\n<p>Today, Memorial Day, I drove kids to jobs, picked one up an hour later after Burger King lost electrical power. I did manage to take it easy for most of the day though. Our little town had a Memorial Day parade. I haven\u2019t decided to write about that under the letter M for Memorial Day, P for parade, or F for the whole 15 minutes that the parade lasted. Maybe I should use B for boring. Other than that, I did some laundry and watched &#8220;Kill Bill.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of movies&#8230; I gotta go. Warren is almost done singing.<\/p>\n<p>My apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zztop.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">ZZ Top<\/a> for not mentioning them in this article.<\/p>\n<p>(Just out of curiosity&#8230; Do you consider yourself to be zoophagous?)<\/p>\n<p>I guess &#8220;Zero, Zip, Zilch&#8221; wasn\u2019t exactly fitting for this article. I should have called it zomething else. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/word-windmill.com\/alphabytes\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/alphabyteslogo3.jpg\" alt=\"alphabyteslogo3\" width=\"100\" height=\"31\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4163\" \/><\/a> An <a href=\"http:\/\/word-windmill.com\/alphabytes\/\" target=\"_blank\">AlphaBytes<\/a> Project &#8211; The Letter Z<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Continuum&#8230;) Zero, zip, zilch&#8230; That\u2019s how much I\u2019m writing tonight. I\u2019m tired. I have pneumonia. I don\u2019t feel like writing. I think I\u2019ll watch a movie instead. Maybe I\u2019ll watch &#8220;Pulp Fiction&#8221; since I\u2019m in a Tarantino mood after watching &#8220;Kill Bill 1&#8221; with my friend Suzy today. Actually, what &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=4347\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;ZERO, ZIP, ZILCH&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,15,86,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-continuum","category-movies","category-music","category-new-jersey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4348,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347\/revisions\/4348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}