{"id":5586,"date":"2016-09-10T13:28:44","date_gmt":"2016-09-10T17:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5586"},"modified":"2016-09-10T13:28:44","modified_gmt":"2016-09-10T17:28:44","slug":"how-many-krispy-kreme-donuts-does-it-take-to-make-us-act-goofy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5586","title":{"rendered":"How Many Krispy Kreme Donuts Does it Take to Make Us Act Goofy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Answer:  NONE.  We were born goofy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image6.jpg\" alt=\"image6\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image6-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image7.jpg\" alt=\"image7\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image7-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image8.jpg\" alt=\"image8\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image8.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image8-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image9.jpg\" alt=\"image9\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image9.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image9-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image10.jpg\" alt=\"image10\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image10.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image10-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5587\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5587\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/krispy.gif\" alt=\"Stare at this and it&#039;s like we are being goofy right before your very eyes.\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5587\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5587\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stare at this and it&#8217;s like we are being goofy right before your very eyes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Answer: NONE. We were born goofy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5588,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586\/revisions\/5588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}