{"id":5847,"date":"2005-04-03T11:23:41","date_gmt":"2005-04-03T15:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5847"},"modified":"2016-10-12T11:25:41","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T15:25:41","slug":"of-pixies-and-fluffernutters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5847","title":{"rendered":"OF PIXIES AND FLUFFERNUTTERS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n

One of the pitfalls of fatherhood, at least fatherhood with two young daughters in the hood, is \u201cFairytopia.\u201d Ah, yes\u2026 nothing like a good movie starring\u2026 uh\u2026 none other than Barbie! Yikes! Gee whiz\u2026 she\u2019s walking like she has a 50 pound stainless steel plate in her lower back. And her forearms are definitely too long and a tad too thin. I\u2019m not sure what exactly is going on at this point in the movie. It seems that the pixies are losing their ability to fly. Never a good sign. There is the typical evil fairy woman\u2026 with green hair and a wicked looking magic staff. She can\u2019t be all that evil though. She just offered fluffernutter sandwiches to her captives! No kidding. This movie is looking up. Life is always so much better when peanut butter and marshmallow are involved. And with that, I suppose I can say, \u201cThat\u2019s my story and I\u2019m stickin\u2019 to it!\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) One of the pitfalls of fatherhood, at least fatherhood with two young daughters in the hood, is \u201cFairytopia.\u201d Ah, yes\u2026 nothing like a good movie starring\u2026 uh\u2026 none other than Barbie! Yikes! Gee whiz\u2026 she\u2019s walking like she has a 50 pound stainless steel plate in her lower … Continue reading “OF PIXIES AND FLUFFERNUTTERS”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,47,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-heron-flight","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5848,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5847\/revisions\/5848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}