{"id":5877,"date":"2005-06-23T12:27:01","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T16:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5877"},"modified":"2016-10-12T12:28:28","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T16:28:28","slug":"jeremy-and-cornelius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5877","title":{"rendered":"Jeremy and Cornelius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p>There are two spiders living on my rose bush now. I&#8217;ve named them Jeremy and Cornelius.<\/p>\n<p>Oh&#8230; you think THAT is weird? Well, what would you name the spiders living on YOUR rose bush? Don&#8217;t even say <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0064400557\/qid=1119576520\/sr=2-1\/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1\/002-9167875-3608018\" target=\"_blank\">Charlotte and Wilbur<\/a>! What? You don&#8217;t have a rose bush?? Ahhh&#8230; there&#8217;s the root of the matter!<\/p>\n<p>Jeremy was the first to take up residence on the rose. That&#8217;s why he&#8217;s named Jeremy. Cornelius moved in just over the past few days. That&#8217;s NOT why he&#8217;s named Cornelius. There are other reasons for his name, which I won&#8217;t get into here, seeing as YOU don&#8217;t have a rose bush and wouldn&#8217;t understand.<\/p>\n<p>My apologies to those of you who DO have rose bushes.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have spiders too??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) There are two spiders living on my rose bush now. I&#8217;ve named them Jeremy and Cornelius. Oh&#8230; you think THAT is weird? Well, what would you name the spiders living on YOUR rose bush? Don&#8217;t even say Charlotte and Wilbur! What? You don&#8217;t have a rose bush?? Ahhh&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=5877\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jeremy and Cornelius&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-heron-flight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5877"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5878,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5877\/revisions\/5878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}