{"id":6307,"date":"2006-04-03T18:12:46","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T22:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6307"},"modified":"2016-10-18T19:03:53","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T23:03:53","slug":"nite-owl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6307","title":{"rendered":"Nite Owl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/20060403niteOwl.jpg\" alt=\"20060403niteowl\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/20060403niteOwl.jpg 500w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/20060403niteOwl-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t you dare arrive one minute sooner! We will charge you full day time price if you do!<\/p>\n<p>What? You think $3.30 was a random number? No, owls are smart. And we had algebra in high school. You figure the 6% New Jersey sales tax and you&#8217;re gonna see it comes out to an even $3.50, man!<\/p>\n<p>(Okay, Mr. Wise Owl, it comes to $3.498! If you got 8\/10 of a penny, we&#8217;ll take it! If not, SHUT UP AND GIVE US $3.50!)<\/p>\n<p>Now, go on and get out of here! It&#8217;s almost 8:30! At 8:31 our NITE VAMPIRE rates start. Then we really suck it out of you!<\/p>\n<p>And by the way&#8230; NO WIPING! None of any sort! We are not going to wipe you! You are not going to wipe us! You are not even going to wipe yourself!<\/p>\n<p>Owl&#8217;s don&#8217;t wipe, do they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) Don&#8217;t you dare arrive one minute sooner! We will charge you full day time price if you do! What? You think $3.30 was a random number? No, owls are smart. And we had algebra in high school. You figure the 6% New Jersey sales tax and you&#8217;re gonna &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6307\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Nite Owl&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight","category-new-jersey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6308,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6307\/revisions\/6308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}