{"id":6465,"date":"2006-06-01T20:28:24","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T00:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6465"},"modified":"2016-11-16T20:33:34","modified_gmt":"2016-11-17T00:33:34","slug":"i-forgot-to-warn-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6465","title":{"rendered":"I Forgot to Warn You"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n

A Wonka-ish<\/a> email exchange with a co-worker concerning the “Toe Jam” picture (Click here if you really want to see it.<\/a>)… <\/p>\n

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> I forgot to warn you about the ugly foot picture.<\/p>\n

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> You are a little late…I’m vomiting over here in my garbage can!<\/p>\n

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> what? don’t like mulberries?<\/p>\n

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> Looks more like a shnozberry to me!<\/p>\n

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> THAT’s funny! Ha! I’m picturing that girl in the [Wonka] movie licking my toe!<\/p>\n

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> EEEEEEW!<\/p>\n

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> If I ever jam my nose that bad I’ll have to write about it being a SHNOZberry.<\/p>\n

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> That would be interesting…how would you jam your nose?<\/p>\n

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> I think drinking would have to be involved.<\/p>\n

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> Sounds like you are drinking already… [go] read your last e-mail…<\/p>\n

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:<\/strong> Shounds like WHOsh dwinking alweady?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) A Wonka-ish email exchange with a co-worker concerning the “Toe Jam” picture (Click here if you really want to see it.)… samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com: I forgot to warn you about the ugly foot picture. co-worker@BIGcorporation.com: You are a little late…I’m vomiting over here in my garbage can! samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com: what? don’t … Continue reading “I Forgot to Warn You”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6465"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6468,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6465\/revisions\/6468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}