{"id":6975,"date":"2017-02-15T22:50:04","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T02:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6975"},"modified":"2017-02-18T12:33:38","modified_gmt":"2017-02-18T16:33:38","slug":"dont-grab-honey-youll-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6975","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Grab the Honey.  You&#8217;ll be Sorry if You Do."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_6974\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6974\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/20130416_dream.jpg\" alt=\"A dream in which I got a migraine and was a nasty guy\" width=\"300\" height=\"442\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6974\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/20130416_dream.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/20130416_dream-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6974\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A dream in which I got a migraine and was a nasty guy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>While preparing images for another gallery of migraine drawings, I came upon one that was inspired by a dream in which I got a migraine.  When I woke up, I actually had a migraine going on.  (It&#8217;s bizarre to open my eyes in the morning and find a migraine aura going on.  That always freaks me out a bit when it happens.)  As all but a few of my migraine drawings are contained in my journals, I was happy to find the story of the dream along with this drawing.  The dream features my grandson, Jordyn, who was 10 at the time.  I feel bad about being so mean to him in this dream!  Read below.  You&#8217;ll see what I mean.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tuesday, April 16, 2013<\/p>\n<p>I woke up with a migraine today.  Here&#8217;s the story:<\/p>\n<p>I woke at 6 AM when the alarm went off.  I reset it for 7:00 and went back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>then I had a dream that I was in a grocery store with Jordyn.  We needed to find something to make for dinner.  While in the store, I started to have a migraine aura.  I said to Jordyn, &#8220;We gotta hurry up, buddy.  I&#8217;m getting one of my headaches.&#8221;  Jordyn went off and I was walking around by myself.  I was trying to find Jordyn, went down a few steps and noticed the right side of my vision was mostly gone.<\/p>\n<p>I finally found Jordyn leaning over something.  I said, &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221;  He was startled and stood up.  He had a bottle of honey in his hands.  He was squeezing the honey into a barrely of water that had ham steaks in it.  I yelled at him, &#8220;What are you doing!  We have to get out of here!  My head hurts!&#8221;  I slapped him on the back and grabbed the honey.<\/p>\n<p>Then my hands were all sticky!  I was so angry!  I put the honey on a shelf.  Then I thought about how to get the honey off my hands.  I looked around to make sure no one was looking.  Then I rinsed my hands off in the barrel with the ham!  Ha!  Then I said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s get outta here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The alarm went off at 7&#8230; and I had an aura going on.  It was on the right side of my vision, which is unusual.  I usually have it on the left side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/img20170214_11062096.jpg\" alt=\"img20170214_11062096\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6978\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/img20170214_11062096.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/img20170214_11062096-300x100.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing worse than a migraine AND sticky hands!  But I guess that&#8217;s what I get for being nasty to my own flesh and blood.<\/p>\n<p>(This story is also posted on Doodlesam.com <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/dont-grab-honey-youll-sorry\/\" target=\"_blank\">HERE<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While preparing images for another gallery of migraine drawings, I came upon one that was inspired by a dream in which I got a migraine. When I woke up, I actually had a migraine going on. (It&#8217;s bizarre to open my eyes in the morning and find a migraine aura going on. That always freaks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=6975\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t Grab the Honey.  You&#8217;ll be Sorry if You Do.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,97,32,95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drawings","category-dreams","category-migraines","category-private-journal-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6975"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6980,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6975\/revisions\/6980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}