{"id":7471,"date":"2008-08-13T11:07:24","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T15:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7471"},"modified":"2017-03-12T11:10:23","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T15:10:23","slug":"ill-be-your-dancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7471","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Be Your Dancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  Save me from my cube!<\/p>\n<p><strong>samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  Maybe I can have a singing telegram delivered to you.  Ha!  Your neighbor would love that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  At least I would remember how to smile again!  Can you be the singer?<\/p>\n<p><strong>samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  I&#8217;ll be the dancer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  Yeah baby!!!  I got dollars!<\/p>\n<p><strong>samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  Warm &#8217;em up!<\/p>\n<p><strong>lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  What???!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  Thought you meant silver dollars.<\/p>\n<p><strong>lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  They could get stuck!<\/p>\n<p><strong>samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  As long as they don&#8217;t get stuck sideways, I&#8217;m good.<\/p>\n<p><strong>lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  Ouch! <\/p>\n<p><strong>samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com<\/strong>:  You have no idea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com: Save me from my cube! samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com: Maybe I can have a singing telegram delivered to you. Ha! Your neighbor would love that. lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com: At least I would remember how to smile again! Can you be the singer? samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com: I&#8217;ll be the dancer. lady-worker@BIGcorporation.com: Yeah baby!!! I got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7471\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;ll Be Your Dancer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7472,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7471\/revisions\/7472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}