{"id":7475,"date":"2008-09-03T11:35:21","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T15:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7475"},"modified":"2017-03-12T11:39:38","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T15:39:38","slug":"manager-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7475","title":{"rendered":"Manager Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080807rainForestNut.jpg\" alt=\"20080807rainForestNut\" width=\"351\" height=\"265\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080807rainForestNut.jpg 351w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080807rainForestNut-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 351px) 100vw, 351px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was getting coffee from the shop in our office the other day. I saw this label and laughed&#8230; because &#8220;Rain Forest Nut&#8221; brings to mind a crazy man in the Amazon jungles, complete with ragged shorts, leathery skin, and bushy beard with a plentitude of tiny creatures nesting in it. At least, that&#8217;s what &#8220;Rain Forest Nut&#8221; brings to MY mind.<\/p>\n<p>Just after I took this picture, a group of managers walked into the shop.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh my god! Look! They have Rain Forest Nut today!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yessss!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Finally!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They were bouncing with excitement, like mindless rain forest monkeys.<\/p>\n<p>The other coffee choice that day was &#8220;Harvard Blend.&#8221; The monkeys turned away with disdain.<\/p>\n<p>I was not surprised. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) I was getting coffee from the shop in our office the other day. I saw this label and laughed&#8230; because &#8220;Rain Forest Nut&#8221; brings to mind a crazy man in the Amazon jungles, complete with ragged shorts, leathery skin, and bushy beard with a plentitude of tiny creatures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7475"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7477,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7475\/revisions\/7477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}