{"id":7512,"date":"2008-09-11T12:04:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T16:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7512"},"modified":"2017-03-12T12:06:30","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T16:06:30","slug":"bear-sht-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7512","title":{"rendered":"Does a Bear Sh*t in the Woods?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p>Does a bear sh*t in the woods?<\/p>\n<p>The answer is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No! He sh*ts in Sam Snyder&#8217;s back yard!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080911bearDoo.jpg\" alt=\"20080911bearDoo\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080911bearDoo.jpg 640w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080911bearDoo-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Those are not M&#038;Ms! They are berries! (And you thought for a second that the picture looks appetizing! No, really. It&#8217;s okay to admit it.)<\/p>\n<p>I think the bear pooed in my yard out of spite because he can&#8217;t get into my garbage can anymore.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080911bungeeCan.jpg\" alt=\"20080911bungeeCan\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080911bungeeCan.jpg 480w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/20080911bungeeCan-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 85vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, ladies and gents, BUNGEE CORDS! A man&#8217;s second best friend, just behind duct tape. There are scratch marks on the top of the can. That sucker was trying to get in! But I am smarter than the average bear! (Although, one may wonder about the intelligence of someone who posts pictures of bear crap on their website.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) Does a bear sh*t in the woods? The answer is&#8230; No! He sh*ts in Sam Snyder&#8217;s back yard! Those are not M&#038;Ms! They are berries! (And you thought for a second that the picture looks appetizing! No, really. It&#8217;s okay to admit it.) I think the bear pooed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7512\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Does a Bear Sh*t in the Woods?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,78,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight","category-photos","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7513,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7512\/revisions\/7513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}