{"id":7713,"date":"2009-03-09T20:27:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T00:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7713"},"modified":"2017-05-30T21:31:59","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T01:31:59","slug":"outta-ketchup-breakfast-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=7713","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Outta Ketchup&#8221; &#8211; A Breakfast Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/20090309outtaKetchup.jpg\" alt=\"20090309outtaKetchup\" width=\"584\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/20090309outtaKetchup.jpg 584w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/20090309outtaKetchup-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 85vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Outta Ketchup&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not right!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not fair!<br \/>\nThere is no ketchup<br \/>\nAnywhere!<br \/>\nI fried some eggs,<br \/>\nOh what a bore!<br \/>\nSomeone needs<br \/>\nTo go to the store! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) &#8220;Outta Ketchup&#8221; It&#8217;s not right! It&#8217;s not fair! There is no ketchup Anywhere! I fried some eggs, Oh what a bore! Someone needs To go to the store!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,47,98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-heron-flight","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7714,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7713\/revisions\/7714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}