{"id":8048,"date":"2009-04-07T16:25:50","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T20:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8048"},"modified":"2017-10-09T16:26:48","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T20:26:48","slug":"because-that-is-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8048","title":{"rendered":"Because THAT is Sexy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p>There is a law in New Jersey: you are not allowed to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault. Damn! Because THAT is sexy!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Excuse me while I slip into something a little more&#8230; protective.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ooooo&#8230;. I love it when you wear Kevlar!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) There is a law in New Jersey: you are not allowed to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault. Damn! Because THAT is sexy! &#8220;Excuse me while I slip into something a little more&#8230; protective.&#8221; &#8220;Ooooo&#8230;. I love it when you wear Kevlar!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8048"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8049,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8048\/revisions\/8049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}