{"id":8058,"date":"2009-04-11T16:51:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T20:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8058"},"modified":"2017-10-09T16:53:24","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T20:53:24","slug":"crothety-old-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8058","title":{"rendered":"Crothety Old Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p>We went to New York City today. It was a day of old men showing off their crotches.<\/p>\n<p>First, on the PATH train from Newark to 14th St., this fellow was showing off in a big way. It wasn&#8217;t just a hole in his pants. It was a mountain gap with a view of boulders in the valley!<\/p>\n<p>We laughed ourselves to the point of tears over the fact that I had the balls to sneak a photo of his balls! (And I hope those gray undies were not white to begin with!)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411crotch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8055\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411crotch.jpg 584w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411crotch-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As if that were not enough genitalia for us to handle for one day, we were treated to a royal display of none other than George Washington sporting, believe it or not, a camel toe! I&#8217;m not just yanking your chain here! On the left side of the arch at Washington Square Park, there is a statue of Washington as a general, very colonial and regal. On the right side is Washington as president, all suave and, admittedly, sexy. It&#8217;s the president that&#8217;s showing the groin cleavage.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the proof:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411gw_ctoe1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8056\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411gw_ctoe1.jpg 584w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411gw_ctoe1-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411gw_ctoe2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411gw_ctoe2.jpg 584w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/20090411gw_ctoe2-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It adds a certain nuance to the title &#8220;The Father of Our Country.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) We went to New York City today. It was a day of old men showing off their crotches. First, on the PATH train from Newark to 14th St., this fellow was showing off in a big way. It wasn&#8217;t just a hole in his pants. It was a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heron-flight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8059,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8058\/revisions\/8059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}