{"id":8454,"date":"2018-01-09T00:05:15","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T04:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8454"},"modified":"2018-01-09T00:05:15","modified_gmt":"2018-01-09T04:05:15","slug":"im-dying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8454","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Dying"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_8453\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8453\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_2053.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_2053.jpg 500w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_2053-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8453\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The dang baby got me sick.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re all sick.<\/p>\n<p>The baby started it.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even feel well enough to write about it.  Like every other man when he gets a cold:  I am dying.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m whining over here on the couch, knocking on death&#8217;s door, I recommend you read my wife&#8217;s thoroughly satisfying account of this sickness from her point of view.  Click here to read:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.howgozick.com\/?p=75\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;It&#8217;s Not Like I&#8217;m Dying or Anything&#8221;<\/a>.  Women really are much better at handling colds.  My woman sure is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sick. We&#8217;re all sick. The baby started it. I don&#8217;t even feel well enough to write about it. Like every other man when he gets a cold: I am dying. While I&#8217;m whining over here on the couch, knocking on death&#8217;s door, I recommend you read my wife&#8217;s thoroughly satisfying account of this sickness &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8454\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m Dying&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8454"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8456,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8454\/revisions\/8456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}