{"id":8526,"date":"2009-12-13T23:53:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T03:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8526"},"modified":"2018-01-12T23:55:07","modified_gmt":"2018-01-13T03:55:07","slug":"mommys-time-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8526","title":{"rendered":"Mommy&#8217;s Time Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website <A HREF=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">Heron Flight<\/A>)<\/p>\n<p>When Little Billy is bad, he gets a time out.<\/p>\n<p>But Mommy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/20091213mommysTimeOut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"351\" height=\"265\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/20091213mommysTimeOut.jpg 351w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/20091213mommysTimeOut-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 351px) 85vw, 351px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;takes a time out and THEN she gets bad.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy gets naughty.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy drinks like a sailor and Mommy lets ALL the sailors dock in her port.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy is dirty. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight) When Little Billy is bad, he gets a time out. But Mommy&#8230; &#8230;takes a time out and THEN she gets bad. Mommy gets naughty. Mommy drinks like a sailor and Mommy lets ALL the sailors dock in her port. Mommy is dirty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8527,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8526\/revisions\/8527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}