{"id":8582,"date":"2018-02-14T00:00:36","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T04:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8582"},"modified":"2018-02-18T17:27:57","modified_gmt":"2018-02-18T21:27:57","slug":"super-moist-fat-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8582","title":{"rendered":"Super Moist Fat Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_8579\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8579\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2380.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8579\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2380.jpg 700w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2380-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8579\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Let&#8217;s Make a Cake<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I was going to post this picture and leave it at that.  Fat Tuesday.  Let&#8217;s eat cake.  Ha ha.  Super moist.  Ha ha.<\/p>\n<p>Then the universe tilted and things truly did become super moist. I spilled a nice, fresh, steaming hot mug of coffee all over half the kitchen.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8580\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8580\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2383.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2383.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2383-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8580\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">#FAIL<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As if that wasn&#8217;t bad enough, the coffee leaked through the chair and my baby beat me to the puddle.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8583\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8583\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2384.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2384.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2384-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8583\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">#PARENTINGFAIL (Yes, that&#8217;s food on his sleeve.  He sneezed out sweet potatoes shortly before the coffee fiasco.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I chalked it up to <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=4370\">FEELING LIKE THIS FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME<\/a>.  My head was no longer in the game by 3 PM.  The gray matter had left the building.<\/p>\n<p>But I managed to regroup.  I made another cup of coffee and washed it down with this&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8581\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8581\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2385.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2385.jpg 700w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Img_2385-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8581\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cake Makes Everything Better<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;ll take a disasterous Fat Tuesday to be the harbinger of a meaningful Lenten season.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to post this picture and leave it at that. Fat Tuesday. Let&#8217;s eat cake. Ha ha. Super moist. Ha ha. Then the universe tilted and things truly did become super moist. I spilled a nice, fresh, steaming hot mug of coffee all over half the kitchen. As if that wasn&#8217;t bad enough, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-migraines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8582"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8588,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8582\/revisions\/8588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}