{"id":8813,"date":"2018-05-04T09:41:37","date_gmt":"2018-05-04T13:41:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8813"},"modified":"2018-05-04T12:22:13","modified_gmt":"2018-05-04T16:22:13","slug":"some-mornings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8813","title":{"rendered":"Some Mornings"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_8812\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8812\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Img_3314.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8812\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Img_3314.jpg 700w, https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Img_3314-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8812\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Some mornings are just like that&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Some mornings, I get up and the sun is shining and the birds are singing, and the William Tell Overture is floating softly through the hills.<\/p>\n<p>Like in this video:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_RM7cQCC4sU?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But some mornings things go awry right from the get-go.<\/p>\n<p>Like this morning when I heard the baby waking up and I promptly went to the kitchen to prepare a delicious wholesome bottle for the child.  I would let the bottle warm while I went to his room to greet him, William Tell emanating from the very earth around us.  I would change his diaper and freshen his bottom before he had a chance to fret.  He would smile at his daddy.  I would smile back.  He would smile again.<\/p>\n<p><insert needle scratching on record here><\/p>\n<p>I pulled the bottle out of the fridge and in one swift motion the damn thing slipped from my grasp and propelled itself toward the floor like a Grade-A-Vitamin-D-Added-Homogenized Kamikaze!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, fffffffffffudge!!!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only I didn&#8217;t say fudge.  I said THE word.  The big one.  The queen mother of dirty words.  The F-dash-dash-dash word.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Like this:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/11q4q3S57jE?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I threw up my hands in defeat.  Then I threw in the towel.  Literally.  Hell, I threw in multiple towels.<\/p>\n<p>The baby?  Oh, he went back to sleep for another hour.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t blame him.<\/p>\n<p>This situation reminds me of <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8582\">&#8220;Super Moist Fat Tuesday.&#8221;<\/a>  Incidentally, I have a migraine as I did that day too.  Spilling copious amounts of liquids must be a migraine symptom.  I&#8217;m good at it, apparently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some mornings, I get up and the sun is shining and the birds are singing, and the William Tell Overture is floating softly through the hills. Like in this video: But some mornings things go awry right from the get-go. Like this morning when I heard the baby waking up and I promptly went to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=8813\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Some Mornings&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,32,86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-migraines","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8813"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8818,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813\/revisions\/8818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}