{"id":9336,"date":"2018-07-12T10:52:45","date_gmt":"2018-07-12T14:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=9336"},"modified":"2018-07-12T10:54:21","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T14:54:21","slug":"all-my-ducks-in-a-row","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=9336","title":{"rendered":"All My Ducks In A Row"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Does the phrase, “I got all my ducks in a row,” have significance if you only have two ducks?<\/p>\n

If you only have two ducks, aren’t they in a row by default? The shortest distance between any two ducks is a straight row, right?<\/p>\n

So, automatically, everyone has some of their ducks in a row.<\/p>\n

Unless, of course, you only have one duck. Then your duck is just lonely. That’s a different problem.<\/p>\n

I have two ducks. Two’s company. Three’s a crowd. I’ll keep it simple with two and tell you, “I got ALL my ducks in a row.” As long as you don’t delve into my ducks you’ll never know that things look orderly merely because I’m operating with only two ducks.<\/p>\n

Quack. Quack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Does the phrase, “I got all my ducks in a row,” have significance if you only have two ducks? If you only have two ducks, aren’t they in a row by default? The shortest distance between any two ducks is a straight row, right? So, automatically, everyone has some of their ducks in a row. … Continue reading “All My Ducks In A Row”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naturewildlife","category-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9336"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9338,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9336\/revisions\/9338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}