{"id":9960,"date":"2020-11-26T08:23:14","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T13:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=9960"},"modified":"2020-11-26T08:58:30","modified_gmt":"2020-11-26T13:58:30","slug":"interior-design-with-your-posterior-in-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=9960","title":{"rendered":"Interior Design with Your Posterior in Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3980\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3980\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_5470.jpg\" alt=\"MAD Magazine\" class=\"wp-image-9702\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3980\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The bathroom is flush with essential supplies.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As we steadily make progress in organizing and decorating our new home, I have found a few old treasures that have been packed away for years.  Among them was this old <em>turd<\/em>.  They say, if you haven&#8217;t used something in a number of years, you obviously don&#8217;t need it.  You should just throw it away.  Well, <em>wipe<\/em> that thought right out of your mind and <em>can<\/em> it!  This <em>BM<\/em> (beautiful manual<sup>1<\/sup>) of humor should be <em>plopped<\/em> right where all can see it.  So with one smooth <em>movement<\/em> I took it from the <em>bowels<\/em> of a musty box to a place of honor, from the <em>anals<\/em> of forgotten history to a shelf above the throne.  I, for one, am <em>relieved<\/em> that I have done my <em>doodie<\/em> by not letting this tome go to <em>waste<\/em>.<br \/>\n<nbsp;><\/nbsp;><br style=\"height:6em\"><br \/>\n1. Deffy, Kate, <em>A Useless Guide to Fake Acronyms<\/em>; (semi<em>colon<\/em>) 2020, Fekal Publishing, LLC<br \/>\n<nbsp;><\/nbsp;><br style=\"height:6em\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we steadily make progress in organizing and decorating our new home, I have found a few old treasures that have been packed away for years. Among them was this old turd. They say, if you haven&#8217;t used something in a number of years, you obviously don&#8217;t need it. You should just throw it away. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/?p=9960\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Interior Design with Your Posterior in Mind&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[186,183,180,184,185],"class_list":["post-9960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-humor","tag-mad-magazine","tag-new-house","tag-toilet","tag-toilet-paper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9960"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9963,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9960\/revisions\/9963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloggingsam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}