August 19, 2009

Evil Eye

August 18, 2009

The Shower Clown

August 17, 2009

Where I Go for Peace

August 16, 2009

After finishing her Happy Meal, this toddler ballooned to the size of a middle-aged, fat-assed woman. Authorities were concerned she might not make it through the tunnel.

August 15, 2009

Muscle Man

August 14, 2009

Dudes

August 13, 2009

Mothicus Crucifixus (Latin for "I have never seen a moth like this before.")

August 12, 2009

Hot Seat

August 11, 2009

Another Fitzie special:

August 10, 2009

Big Fly

August 9, 2009

I hate when my nuts get stuck in the vending machine.

August 8, 2009

Sauce Face

August 7, 2009

Squishy Face

August 6, 2009

The Ice Cream Man

August 5, 2009

Graffiti in a very dirty men's room in Georgia.

August 4, 2009

Who's the kid in the back? (No idea.)

August 3, 2009

Sound advice from my buddy Fitzie:

August 2, 2009

Alice Cooper Eyes (How I amuse myself while waiting to be served at the diner):

August 1, 2009

Redneck Pose at a Wal-Mart in Woodstock, Virginia. (I did buy the hat. I couldn't resist.)