April 29, 2009

April 28, 2009

April 27, 2009

"I Am the Eggman"

April 26, 2009

The happenstance of the position of the Statue of Liberty brings an allure of cheesy patriotic tourism to this photo of the Staten Island Ferry.

April 25, 2009

April 22, 2009

On Earth, we call these "flowers."

April 21, 2009

Pick It!

April 20, 2009

"Stick"  'Em Up!

April 19, 2009

Sideling Hill, Maryland

April 18, 2009

Amusing Ourselves on the PATH Train

April 17, 209

"The Head of the Rhino"

April 16, 2009

N - "I hope the negativity of the situation does not deter you..."

S - "Nope, I am undeterred... I am Undie Terd!"

(Twitter Junk)

April 15, 2009

Silver Toilet, Penn Station, Newark

April 14, 2009

At Times Square, NYC

April 13, 2009

The Big Piano at FAO Schwarz, NYC

April 12, 2009

In the Village, NYC

April 11, 2009

"Crothety Old Men"

We went to New York City today. It was a day of old men showing off their crotches.

First, on the PATH train from Newark to 14th St., this fellow was showing off in a big way. It wasn't just a hole in his pants. It was a mountain gap with a view of boulders in the valley!

We laughed ourselves to the point of tears over the fact that I had the balls to sneak a photo of his balls! (And I hope those gray undies were not white to begin with!)

As if that were not enough genitalia for us to handle for one day, we were treated to a royal display of none other than George Washington sporting, believe it or not, a camel toe! I'm not just yanking your chain here! On the left side of the arch at Washington Square Park, there is a statue of Washington as a general, very colonial and regal. On the right side is Washington as president, all suave and, admittedly, sexy. It's the president that's showing the groin cleavage.

Here is the proof:

It adds a certain nuance to the title "The Father of Our Country."

April 10, 2009

I arrived at work this morning, found a tangerine on my desk.Turns out someone left it because it reminded them of a testicle. What a nut!

(Twitter Junk)

April 8, 2009

"Drownding"? What the heck is "drownding" and why are you saying it to someone on the phone right now, may I aks? It's expecially annoying.

(Twitter Junk)

April 7, 2009

There is a law in New Jersey: you are not allowed to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault. Damn! Because THAT is sexy!

"Excuse me while I slip into something a little more... protective."

"Ooooo.... I love it when you wear Kevlar!"

(Twitter Junk)

April 1, 2009

Two pounds of snot up my left nostril, a bucketload up my right, and the great Phlegm Lake pressing against the damn that is my forehead.

(Twitter Junk)