June 8, 2006

"Oh, Dude! Is that YOU with all those crazy stickers??"

Well... actually it's not me. It's my car.

So, what stickers do we (my car and I) have?

Here's the list:

• Virginia is for Lovers
• 5 Bouncing Souls stickers (how the sticker craziness originally began)
• mot gilk?
• D W drums
• World Inferno Friendship Society
• Toastmasters International
• Free Tibet
• Dino Velvet (my brother's old band - as opposed to HIS NEW BAND)
• New Hampshire Moose Crossing
• Apple logo
• Kill Your Television (need a reason to kill your TV? click HERE.)
• Read Banned Books (they are better for your brain than TV.)
• Underdog and Sweet Polly
• The Pink Panther
• Large Band-Aid on the dent on the bumper
• Smiley face (because the Band-Aid made it all better)
• a Harley Davidson sticker
• This Car Climbed Mt. Washington (for real, yo!)
• a faded Van's sneakers sticker
• American flag (upside down)
• Canadian flag (upside down)
• Long Beach Island (upside down)
• New Hampshire (upside down)
• Cape May (upside down) (not pictured. this photo was taken in Cape May before I bought the sticker.)
• Earth (right side up)
• and most importantly... 01.20.09... George W. Bush's last day in office. Lord haste the day!
• P.S. - Vote for Pedro

June 5, 2006

There are those who are pushing to make English the official language of the United States. There are even some who want to force immigrants to learn and speak English in order to become citizens.

There are signs that it's not going to work.

"What to Expect When You Visit Our House"

The camel's name is "Gibson", as in caMEL GIBSON. Get it?

WARNING! DO NOT FEED THE GIRAFFE!

Her bite is worse than her bark. Believe me!

June 1, 2006

An Wonka-ish email exchange with a co-worker concerning the "Toe Jam" picture (see the May 2006 Rand-O-Blog page)...

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:  I forgot to warn you about the ugly foot picture.

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:  You are a little late...I'm vomiting over here in my garbage can!

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:  what? don't like mulberries?

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:  Looks more like a shnozberry to me!

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:  THAT's funny! Ha! I'm picturing that girl in the [Wonka] movie licking my toe!

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:  EEEEEEW!

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:  If I ever jam my nose that bad I'll have to write about it being a SHNOZberry.

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:  That would be interesting...how would you jam your nose?

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:  I think drinking would have to be involved.

co-worker@BIGcorporation.com:  Sounds like you are drinking already... [go] read your last e-mail...

samsnyder@BIGcorporation.com:  Shounds like WHOsh dwinking alweady?