August 8, 2006

"Sniff. Sniff... I gotta remember to wash my hands next time."

August 5, 2006

"Hey, Montezuma..."

August 3, 2006

"Smeary-Go-Round"

August 2, 2006

Now you ain't got ta be worryin' 'bout no purple monkeys, cowpoke! Sheriff Slammy won't let dem dere primates bother ye none! I got my Big Thumb Gun and my sidekick, Poncho (the hombre attached to my right shoulder). We ain't gonna let no harm befall ye. I mean business! Jest look how sweaty my forehead is! Cripes! Yer safe in these here parts cuz Slammy is da law! Nobody gonna harrass ya here, not even that Frankenstein looking guy with the big loaf of bread sneaking up behind me. Poncho and I's got ye covered! Ain't that right, Poncho? "Si, Kimo-slammy!"

(And let me be remindin' ye that ye need to be readin' dis blog from da bottom up. Dat's da way it's done 'round here. Got it?)

August 1, 2006

Camouflaged so the purple monkeys don't get me.

(What?)

Listen to the Giant Orange Fuzzy! "Flee the monkeys! Flee the monkeys!"