There are two spiders living on my rose bush now. I've named them Jeremy and Cornelius.
Oh... you think THAT is weird? Well, what would you name the spiders living on YOUR rose bush? Don't even say Charlotte and Wilbur! What? You don't have a rose bush?? Ahhh... there's the root of the matter!
Jeremy was the first to take up residence on the rose. That's why he's named Jeremy. Cornelius moved in just over the past few days. That's NOT why he's named Cornelius. There are other reasons for his name, which I won't get into here, seeing as YOU don't have a rose bush and wouldn't understand.
My apologies to those of you who DO have rose bushes.
Do you have spiders too??
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