October 31, 2008

Halloween - The Transformer and The Room "Mom"

October 29, 2008

The Life of Luxury

October 28, 2008

Graffiti from Califon, NJ

October 27, 2008

"Fire Exit - Philadelphia Style"

These apartments in Philly are rented to college students.

College Student + Beer + Door on 2nd Floor = Definite Fall to Death

October 25, 2008

The World of Flag Football

The sport has a way of turning your world upside down. Practices at least three times a week. Games every weekend. (Five-year-olds need the intensity.) And poor communication to boot. Today we were halfway to the game that was 25 miles away when we got a call that it was canceled due to the rain. Are we playing tomorrow? Nobody knows yet. "Check your email later tonight." So, all plans for tomorrow have to be put on hold until futher notice. Hopefully we actually get that notice.

October 16, 2008

A rare and brief look into my private journal...

Thursday, October 16, 2008
1:06 PM

I'm at the park. Listening to Prince's "Purple Rain" album.

When I pulled in, there was a woman in a green Honda feeding a baby. Not with the breast. With a bottle on her lap.

Then an Elgin Whirlwind street sweeper largely hummed through the parking lot and dumped a pile of gravel. Not on its own. There was a man driving it.

I wish I didn't have to go back to the office right away. I'd rather stay here and observe who else comes to the park. Maybe a troop of belly dancers in rubber boots. Or a communist tank from Cuba.

Or a dog.

Or a group of belly dancing communist dogs on a Cuban tank. A rubber one.

October 10, 2008

Envelope Art

On a letter bound for Georgia.

October 9, 2008

Well, Cookie, I'm confused...

What does that MEAN??

"Every action has a counter action. Just if you can see it or not."

Does every action have a counter action only if I can see it or not? But isn't that illogical? Doesn't the second sentence automatically cancel itself out?? I'm either going to see it or I'm not. Either way the first sentence remains unaffected. So, what's the point of your second sentence? Why did you say that? What do you mean?

And what kind of a fortune is that anyway?? You are a FORTUNE cookie! Not a Natural Law cookie. You might as well tell me, "What goes up must come down. Just if you can see it or not." Or, if you don't see it, it might come down and strike you in the head.

So, not only did you confuse me, you GYPPED me! You could have said, "Your actions will bring you happy counter actions," or "What goes up must come down. But don't worry. You won't be under it when it does." Nope. You left me fortuneless. Some cookie you are.