November 24, 2008

There's a note on the vending machine that says, "Lost $1.00 on 11/20. It did not register."

What do you think that means? Did they not realize they lost $1? But then how did they think to leave the note?

I'm confused. People should have more consideration for people with minds like mine.

Although, without their ambiguity, what would I have to write about today?

November 19, 2008

"The Roofather"

November 18, 2008

"I thought it was bacon!"

Nope. It's a dead worm.

November 17, 2008

Evergreen, Everbright

November 10, 2008

November 6, 2008

"In Passing"

This morning I saw a straight pin in a urinal. Immediately, imaginations of painful ways in which it could have found its way there began to slice through my mind. While some people develop kidney stones and suffer the excruciating passing of those stones, are a select few pinned to forge stainless steel mini-swords in their organs? Do they pass head first or point first? The hilt or the blade? Regardless, I winced at the thought.

November 3, 2008

A Man's Life... Sound asleep, but the remote is still in hand!

November 2, 2008

On their way to NYC...

November 1, 2008

I don't know about the "safest," but it sure was the SMELLIEST! Uggghhhh!