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The Chicks Dig It

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(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

One of my favorite things to do is watch people. Another favorite thing of mine is to take their pictures when they are not looking! Here is a picture from my “people files.” He’s the Cycle Peep, delivering Chinese food in Brooklyn, a motorized fashion statement, the epitome of coolness, the envy of the Hells Angels, cruising at speeds that only packaging tape and loafers can withstand. I bet the chicks really dig this guy. The word is that chicks are into yellow helmets and flaming maroon scooters.

Posted at 3:50 PM (EST)

The Things People Search On – #2

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

Time for another installment of search results.

Lately, a lot of people have been searching for “rainy day pictures” and finding my Rainy Day Pictures. I figure these must be the really depressed people in our society. Also, I’ve had a lot of people searching for the lyrics to “Black Water” by the Doobie Brothers. (See “Don’t Lose that Number”.) Is there some sort of Doobie revival going on or something? I’ve had several visitors of late who have looked through the complete set of The Daily Chia pictures. These are the really bored people in our society.

One thing that certain people in our society search for a lot is “dirty pictures.” There are variations to this: “dirty photos,” “dirty picture gallery,” “dirty thumbnails,” and even “dirty frog pictures.” Hmmm. I would love to see the eagerness draining from their faces when the images on My Dirty Pictures begin to load! What a “dirty” rat I am! What a “dirty” sense of humor! (Yes, this photo gallery is safe for viewers of all ages. It’s purpose is only to annoy the “dirty” among the visitors.)

Now for a list of some funny, strange, and otherwise interesting search criteria.

Search Criteria Destination
smbluebulletGeeky Programmer Picture smbluebullet“Last Week in Java Class”
smbluebulletRubber Chicken Juggling smbluebullet“Finkledorff, Finkledorff, Where Have You Been?”
smbluebulletI am a sissy.  I am a 15 year old girl. smbluebullet“Everyday Stuff”
smbluebulletSmoking Oysters smbluebullet“The Oyster and the Personality Test”
smbluebulletMy First Fist Fight smbluebullet“I Blame Carole King:  The Evil Influences of my Mother’s Music”
smbluebulletBirthday Belt Spankings smbluebullet“Pitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers”
smbluebulletBirthday Boy Spankings Pictures smbluebullet“Pitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers”
smbluebulletSpankings by Mom smbluebullet“Pitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers”
smbluebulletOuch Spankings smbluebullet“Pitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers”
smbluebulletSpankings Hurt smbluebullet“Pitching Quoits and Raising Teenagers”
smbluebulletTango Underwear smbluebullet“Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch”
smbluebulletPatricia Whack smbluebullet“With a Knick Knack Paddy Whack”
smbluebulletWhoopie Cushions smbluebullet“Caught by Surprise”
smbluebulletBiggest Thighs smbluebullet“Old Photos”
smbluebulletYellow Submarine Captain smbluebullet“Snowbound in a Yellow Submarine”
smbluebulletTalking Backwards While Sleeping smbluebullet“A Mother’s Day Letter”
smbluebulletThree Sheets to the Wind smbluebullet“The Battle of Snydersburg”
smbluebulletWhere to Find Pilgrim Girls Clothes smbluebullet“Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch”
smbluebulletHow Did Gene Simmons Get

Such a Long Tongue?

smbluebullet“When We Were Rock Stars”
smbluebulletAstronauts Who Traveled to Space smbluebullet“Of Astronauts and Mountain Climbers”

Posted at 2:20 PM (EST)

Brushburns

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

There are those of the human species whose mission in life is to annoy, irritate, peeve, irk and provoke. Indeed, their singular function in this world is to give linguists a reason to include such words as splinter, boil, burr, and brush-burn in our English dictionaries.

Or so one may often be tempted to believe.

Posted at 7:55 PM (EST)

Do It.

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

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Does the word “DO” mean “EAT” in some language? Cause this kid definitely ain’t “DOin'” it!
(Photo taken in Brooklyn, May 2002)

Posted at 3:05 PM (EST)

The Things People Search On

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

Here is a list of 20 things that people searched on (through Google, Yahoo, etc.) and the pages they found on my site. Some of them are funny. Some of them really make you wonder about people. The one about Gene Simmons and the last one are my favorites. More to come in the future.

Search Criteria

Destination

smbluebulletEvil Demon smbluebulletBill’s Desk (Photo Gallery)
smbluebulletDemon Frog smbluebulletBill’s Desk (Photo Gallery)
smbluebulletFunky Dixie Land
Pretty Mama Take Me By The Hand
smbluebullet“Don’t Lose that Number”
smbluebulletPictures of Corned Beef Cabbage smbluebullet“Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch”
smbluebulletUFO Sighting Pictures smbluebulletMy UFO Sighting (Photo Gallery)
smbluebulletManiacs smbluebullet“200 Miles of Rain”
smbluebulletGene Simmons Speaking in Tongues smbluebullet“When We Were Rockstars”
smbluebulletImbecile smbluebulletAbout Sam Snyder
smbluebulletMan Eating Fox smbluebullet“Biking at Island Beach State Park”
smbluebulletI’m Feeling Lucky smbluebulletMain Page
smbluebulletDirty Boot Gallery smbluebulletMy Dirty Pictures (Photo Gallery)
smbluebulletPictures of Insect Bites on Babies smbluebullet“Old Photos”
smbluebulletNavin Johnson smbluebullet“Randomness”
smbluebulletPicture of Huge Construction Worker smbluebullet“Last Week in Java Class”
smbluebulletNosepickers smbluebullet“I’d Rather Have Root Canal!”
smbluebulletPictures of Poor Cows smbluebullet“Where’s the Snow?”
smbluebulletSerial Killer Personality Test smbluebullet“The Oyster and the Personality Test”
smbluebulletPictures of Children Puking smbluebullet“Finkledorff, Finkledorff, Where Have You Been?”
smbluebulletGetting High on PEZ smbluebullet“Randomness”
smbluebulletSam Buffalo Snyder smbluebulletMain Page

 
Posted at 5:00 PM (EST)