(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

There are those of the human species whose mission in life is to annoy, irritate, peeve, irk and provoke. Indeed, their singular function in this world is to give linguists a reason to include such words as splinter, boil, burr, and brush-burn in our English dictionaries.

Or so one may often be tempted to believe.

Posted at 7:55 PM (EST)

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

Here is a list of 20 things that people searched on (through Google, Yahoo, etc.) and the pages they found on my site. Some of them are funny. Some of them really make you wonder about people. The one about Gene Simmons and the last one are my favorites. More to come in the future.

Search Criteria	Destination
Evil Demon	Bill’s Desk (Photo Gallery)
Demon Frog	Bill’s Desk (Photo Gallery)
Funky Dixie Land Pretty Mama Take Me By The Hand	“Don’t Lose that Number”
Pictures of Corned Beef Cabbage	“Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch”
UFO Sighting Pictures	My UFO Sighting (Photo Gallery)
Maniacs	“200 Miles of Rain”
Gene Simmons Speaking in Tongues	“When We Were Rockstars”
Imbecile	About Sam Snyder
Man Eating Fox	“Biking at Island Beach State Park”
I’m Feeling Lucky	Main Page
Dirty Boot Gallery	My Dirty Pictures (Photo Gallery)
Pictures of Insect Bites on Babies	“Old Photos”
Navin Johnson	“Randomness”
Picture of Huge Construction Worker	“Last Week in Java Class”
Nosepickers	“I’d Rather Have Root Canal!”
Pictures of Poor Cows	“Where’s the Snow?”
Serial Killer Personality Test	“The Oyster and the Personality Test”
Pictures of Children Puking	“Finkledorff, Finkledorff, Where Have You Been?”
Getting High on PEZ	“Randomness”
Sam Buffalo Snyder	Main Page

 
Posted at 5:00 PM (EST)