A Dad’s Advice to His Son on His Honeymoon

“Dad,

Arrived in New Orleans on honeymoon.

Found this notice in the taxi.

Plans ruined.

Please advise.

-Your Son”

There's a loophole there.
There’s a loophole there.

 

“Son,

The sign says ‘may be a First Degree Murder offense…”

A good lawyer can work with that.

Stick to the plan.

-Dad”

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