Why Did the Turkey Cross the Road?

I was running along in the 90-degree afternoon when I saw two baby turkeys staring at me from the side of the road. There turned out to be several little ones and two adults. The small ones flew when I got too close.

(But the real turkey is the guy who didn’t think quick enough to hold his phone horizontally. Damn.)

A Dad’s Advice to His Son on His Honeymoon

“Dad,

Arrived in New Orleans on honeymoon.

Found this notice in the taxi.

Plans ruined.

Please advise.

-Your Son”

There's a loophole there.
There’s a loophole there.

 

“Son,

The sign says ‘may be a First Degree Murder offense…”

A good lawyer can work with that.

Stick to the plan.

-Dad”