(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

If you’re looking for me, I ain’t here until July 21, baby! I’ll be camping in Virginia at Assateague Island. It’s a beautiful place! Lots of wildlife, including wild ponies.

So here’s what I’ll be doing…

Heh heh! Pony roasting time!

I can see the animal rights activists lining up to protest already!*

So let me annoy the vegetarians too! Here’s a pic that someone recently emailed to me…

Mmmm, Mmmm, Moose!

See ya’ll later!

(* Anyone caught protesting around my campsite will be promptly skewered and roasted!)