Flashback
(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)
FLASHBACK – July 2000
(Only 4 more days until H & M arrive!)
Posted at 1:55 PM (EST)
(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)
FLASHBACK – July 2000
(Only 4 more days until H & M arrive!)
Posted at 1:55 PM (EST)
(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)
Hey! Look what I got today! A reeeeally nice book on Matisse/Picasso. (No, you may not borrow it!) I got it from MOMA. (Not to be confused with MOMMA.) I bought it online and got it in just a matter of days. Good deal!
MOMA is running a special exhibit on Matisse/Picasso. I’m hoping to go see it in the not-too-distant future. In the meantime, I’ll have to read the essays in this book and get myself all “cultured up” before I go see the exhibit.
(And no, you still can’t borrow it!)
Posted at 10:45 PM (EST)
(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)
Here is a list of 20 things that people searched on (through Google, Yahoo, etc.) and the pages they found on my site. Some of them are funny. Some of them really make you wonder about people. The one about Gene Simmons and the last one are my favorites. More to come in the future.
Search Criteria | Destination |
Evil Demon | Bill’s Desk (Photo Gallery) |
Demon Frog | Bill’s Desk (Photo Gallery) |
Funky Dixie Land Pretty Mama Take Me By The Hand |
“Don’t Lose that Number” |
Pictures of Corned Beef Cabbage | “Buffalo Before Breakfast, Twizzlers Before Lunch” |
UFO Sighting Pictures | My UFO Sighting (Photo Gallery) |
Maniacs | “200 Miles of Rain” |
Gene Simmons Speaking in Tongues | “When We Were Rockstars” |
Imbecile | About Sam Snyder |
Man Eating Fox | “Biking at Island Beach State Park” |
I’m Feeling Lucky | Main Page |
Dirty Boot Gallery | My Dirty Pictures (Photo Gallery) |
Pictures of Insect Bites on Babies | “Old Photos” |
Navin Johnson | “Randomness” |
Picture of Huge Construction Worker | “Last Week in Java Class” |
Nosepickers | “I’d Rather Have Root Canal!” |
Pictures of Poor Cows | “Where’s the Snow?” |
Serial Killer Personality Test | “The Oyster and the Personality Test” |
Pictures of Children Puking | “Finkledorff, Finkledorff, Where Have You Been?” |
Getting High on PEZ | “Randomness” |
Sam Buffalo Snyder | Main Page |
Posted at 5:00 PM (EST)
(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)
FREE is good, right? Well, here are some free USA flag decals. Click on the image to go to the website. All they ask for is a stamped self-addressed envelope and they will mail free decals to you. (Thanks to Mom for the link!)
Posted at 8:40 AM (EST)
(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)
Here’s a song for you. One of my current favorites. It’s half good ideas, half tongue-in-cheek. I like it all except for the part of changing her name from Kitty to Karen. I understand that the name had to rhyme with Chrysler LeBaron. But how about changing her name to Doris and trading in the MG for a Ford Taurus?
Regardless, it’s a funky tune.
“Short Skirt, Long Jacket”
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettesI want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up the slackI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red tapeWith fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slackI want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with the right dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my penShe wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaronI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
by CAKE
from the album Comfort Eagle
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Posted at 3:30 PM (EST)