All My Ducks In A Row
Does the phrase, “I got all my ducks in a row,” have significance if you only have two ducks?
If you only have two ducks, aren’t they in a row by default? The shortest distance between any two ducks is a straight row, right?
So, automatically, everyone has some of their ducks in a row.
Unless, of course, you only have one duck. Then your duck is just lonely. That’s a different problem.
I have two ducks. Two’s company. Three’s a crowd. I’ll keep it simple with two and tell you, “I got ALL my ducks in a row.” As long as you don’t delve into my ducks you’ll never know that things look orderly merely because I’m operating with only two ducks.