(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

Here are a few responses to the “What is It?” from April 21.

Our first contestant…

It’s “a golf ball with eyes.”

NOPE!

Contestant number two…

“Well imagination time…..

It looks like two stones, figures wading in the water, then, walking away, the ripple effect of the second picture gives the sense of water moving as they move.

But that’s imagination.

In reality it’s an ink blot….”

In reality you are wrong! Imagine that!

“Tell them what they’ve won, Johnny!”

“Well, Sam, they didn’t win the cruise to the Bahamas. They didn’t win the deluxe washer/dryer/microwave three-in-one appliance. But they did win, to the envy of all their friends, a big ol’ bag of nuttin!”

“Thanks for playing! Tune in tomorrow boys and girls for an all new episode of ‘Squeal of Torture!'”

“Wait! I’d like to buy a bowel! I mean a vowel!”

Posted at 12:15 PM (EST)