(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

EWWWWWWW!! Look at my eye!

I accidentally winked at an ugly girl and it got all infected!

No… Really… I sprained it watching a hockey game on TV the other night.

Check it out… My eye lid looks like a little friggin’ sausage link!

Makes ya wanna run right out and buy a couple packs of Jimmy Dean sausage, don’t it?

Mmm Mmm!

Posted at 12:30 PM (EST)