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We went to New York City today. It was a day of old men showing off their crotches.

First, on the PATH train from Newark to 14th St., this fellow was showing off in a big way. It wasn’t just a hole in his pants. It was a mountain gap with a view of boulders in the valley!

We laughed ourselves to the point of tears over the fact that I had the balls to sneak a photo of his balls! (And I hope those gray undies were not white to begin with!)

As if that were not enough genitalia for us to handle for one day, we were treated to a royal display of none other than George Washington sporting, believe it or not, a camel toe! I’m not just yanking your chain here! On the left side of the arch at Washington Square Park, there is a statue of Washington as a general, very colonial and regal. On the right side is Washington as president, all suave and, admittedly, sexy. It’s the president that’s showing the groin cleavage.

Here is the proof:

It adds a certain nuance to the title “The Father of Our Country.”

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

I arrived at work this morning, found a tangerine on my desk.Turns out someone left it because it reminded them of a testicle. What a nut!

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“Drownding”? What the heck is “drownding” and why are you saying it to someone on the phone right now, may I aks? It’s expecially annoying.