(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
There is a law in New Jersey: you are not allowed to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault. Damn! Because THAT is sexy!
“Excuse me while I slip into something a little more… protective.”
“Ooooo…. I love it when you wear Kevlar!”
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
Two pounds of snot up my left nostril, a bucketload up my right, and the great Phlegm Lake pressing against the damn that is my forehead.
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
What you will find if you visit Warren County, NJ.
(What you don’t see is that he also had a toy gun in his hand.)