(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

This morning on NPR, a news report said that 13% of American workers are late at least one day per week. 25% are late at least once per month. Most of them lie as to the reasons for their tardiness.

I heard this at 8:55 AM, five minutes before I was due at work.

I was still 20 minutes away.

Late again.

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

“Thou shalt not cook and write a paper for school simultaneously, lest thou forget to set thine timer and scorch thine steak.”

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

I’d say this guy was a little taller than 12 Feet 3 Inches!

The name of the trucking company on the side of the trailer was “Swift”. I’d say, “Not so swift!”

Since I moved here a year ago (almost), there have been several trucks that got stuck under this bridge, which is maybe 50 yards from my house. If the bridge was a mouse trap, it would have a pretty decent capture rate!