Escaping From a Fireworks Store

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

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Make a dash for it! Don’t just exit…. EXIT! Make it fast! Skidaddle!

Like this…

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But wait! There must be method to this madness. Check out the E. E. P.

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Don’t go back, child! If you didn’t catch all the EEP on the way through, it’s okay! You’re out! You lived! To heck with the EEP! Head for the hills!

Because on a hill is the best place to watch a fireworks store when it’s on fire! What a show that would be!

How I Survive Corporate Meetings

(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

I have a tendency to doodle while in meetings at work. Sometimes I do it just to keep myself awake. Sometimes I do it because most meetings are torturously BORING.

Sometimes… I get caught. My manager saw this first picture below in a meeting yesterday and asked, “Is that drawing of anyone in particular?”

It was tempting to say, “Not really. But you inspired the dumb look in his eyes!”

I swear that most meetings are unnecessary and contribute to the overall dumbing-down of our society. These doodles are proof of just how dumb some of us are becoming.

(If you can decipher my handwriting, you may find tidbits of oddity here and there.)

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