Never Flush a…

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(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

Well, the toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
Never flush a tampoon!
This great information
Cost me half a week’s pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
Woo-ooo

Lyrics from “Flakes” by Frank Zappa

The first human voice I heard this morning came floating down the hallway with the words:

“Dad! The toilet’s overflowing!!!!”

First, I freaked and ran around looking for towels.

Second, I cursed. Or maybe that was first.

Third, I had a good laugh over it all when Zappa’s lyrics came to mind.

The moral… “Don’t cry over spilt *milk*.”

“B” is for BARN

(Originally posted on the website Continuum…)

Let’s start the month off Sesame Street style.

“B” is for BARN.

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Can you say “BARN?”

Very good, boys and girls!

Oh! There’s another “B” word! “BOYS!”

Now try this word: “BELVIDERE.”

Wow! That’s a big word!

We did it again! We said another “B” word! “BIG!”

Belvidere is where I found this Big Barn.

I suppose it’s good to put a Big “B” on your Barn so you don’t get confused and let your cows into the house.

Hmmm… I wonder if their cows have big “C’s” on them??