(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

The answer is…

No! He sh*ts in Sam Snyder’s back yard!

Those are not M&Ms! They are berries! (And you thought for a second that the picture looks appetizing! No, really. It’s okay to admit it.)

I think the bear pooed in my yard out of spite because he can’t get into my garbage can anymore.

That’s right, ladies and gents, BUNGEE CORDS! A man’s second best friend, just behind duct tape. There are scratch marks on the top of the can. That sucker was trying to get in! But I am smarter than the average bear! (Although, one may wonder about the intelligence of someone who posts pictures of bear crap on their website.)