Long Ago… By Chance, Two Perverts Met

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Eight years ago… on a distant blog (an “online journal,” as we were want to call them back in the day)… I wrote this.

My, things have changed! Today, I can view that old article on a fancy phone, with no cables attached and far from any dial-up modem. I can take a picture of that article on my phone’s screen and upload it to my new spiffy state-of-the-age blog here. I can even re-size that picture online, on the fly, from my phone, and stick it into a new article.

And this new article is telling you to go read that old stuff. There’s stuff all the way back from December of the fine year 2000.

“It was a drizzly Thursday night…”

It’s a drizzly Tuesday afternoon on this October 22 in the prime year of 2013.

Hopefully it’s drizzly wherever you are. If not, pretend it is, take a walk in the drizzle, and read this…

“By Chance Two Perverts Meet”

(Disclaimer – I am not responsible for any phones ruined by following my dumb suggestion. Don’t go out in the drizzle. Stay dry. Read in the comfort of your home. On a laptop. In a beanbag chair. In your slippers. All cozy with a cup of cocoa. Far from the perverts and their minivans. Safe from the drizzle.)

THIS is Going Down. NOW.

Pumpkin Spice Latter
Pumpkin Spice Latte

It’s past the middle of October.

The air is noticeably chillier.

Pumpkin spice lattes are now appropriate in my book.

Pinkies up! Cheers!

The Skim Milk Negates the Calories

Yummy
Yummy

It’s a fact. Scientifically proven. The skim milk negates the calories of the donut. Trust me.

(This might explain why I’ve run over 50 miles the past few weeks and only lost 1 pound.)

(I don’t care. I’m eating this goshdang donut, people!)

(Want one?)