I got a left Elmo rubber boot on my right foot.

I got a right snow boot on my left foot.

I got mud all over both. I was stomping around after it rained.

I got mud and monsters on my jammie pants. I’m into wearing jammie pants all day. But I wear t-shirts instead of the matching jammie shirts. I’m so over jammie shirts. My dad is stronger than monsters.

I am three.